Link was eating a hotdog on an island and it started to rain so
he played the storm song by pressinng A CV C^ twice. then the
rain stopped but it started to drop ifreballs on him. Link took
his blue shield and blocked the fireballs but and they stopped
but then there was a bad gu ystanding in front of him.
"I'm a really bad guy and i;m even badder than ganon said the bad
guy. Then the bad guy that was worse than ganon shot more
fireballs at link. Then link took out his arrows that had ice on
them and he shot them at the reallly bad guy. But the bad guy
was invincible and the arrows didn't even hurt him at all even a little.
Link jumped on his horse and his horse jumped over the lake and
got away. Then link went to the castle and asked the king how do
i beat up this invincible really bad guy? The king told link
that you can't beat him without a special item and more heart
pieces. But link knew he had enough heart pieces and so he went
and got the special item. It was a super gun that shot a super
beam that killed evanything. Even invincible super-bad badguys.
The gun was in the super palace and it was the hardest dungeon
ever. Harder than any of the other ones and stupider than the
ones in zelda 2. It was so stupid that there was only one key
and about 26 locked doors. So link took his key and opened a
door and found the gun and shot all the other doors.
He went back to the island and shot the really bad guy and he
fell in the water and blew up.
THE END
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