All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's taaaaiiill;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be (ahh ahh) where you can see,
Our troubles are all (ahh ahh) the same;
You want to be (ah) where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright; (mornings lookin bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl; (eheh..) =\

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go (ahh ahh) where people know,
People are (ahh ahh) all the same;
You want to go (ah) where everybody knows your name.

(solo on wutever that thing is.)

Where everybody knows your name, (sumthin sumthing, everybody knows ur name!)

And they're always glad you came;

Where everybody knows your name, (sumthin sumthing, everybody knows ur name!)

And they're always glad you came;

Where everybody knows your name, (sumthin sumthing, everybody knows ur name!)

And they're always glad you came;

(fade out)

The Simpsons Parody

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